Quake III Arena · server #9

Rat maps

You're mouse-sized. The kitchen counter is a cliff, the bathtub is a canyon, the pool table is an arena. Classic Quake III free-for-all on giant rooms, with bots filling in when it's quiet.

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How to join

  1. You need Quake III Arena (Steam, GOG or the CD). ioquake3 is the best way to play it today — free, runs on Windows, Mac and Linux; point it at your baseq3 folder.
  2. Open the console (~) and type \connect yogurtslingers.com:27960, or click Play.
  3. Turn on auto-download (Setup → Game Options → Auto Download, or \cl_allowDownload 1). The rat maps download over HTTP in seconds.

How it plays

  • Free-for-all, first to 30 frags or 15 minutes. Quad damage ×3, weapons respawn in 5 s.
  • Bots keep at least 4 players on the server and leave as people join. Kills on or by bots never count in the stats.
  • The map changes after each match through the rat-map rotation. !rtv skips to the next one; \callvote map <name> picks any map on the server.

Commands (say in chat)

  • !help · !rank your skill rank · !top top 5
  • !stats [name] kills, deaths, wins, favourite weapon
  • !maps the rotation · !nextmap · !rtv rock the vote · !time
  • Admins: !kick !ban !map !restart !bots <n> !say

Rules

  1. No cheats, aimbots or wallhacks. Bans are permanent.
  2. No hate speech or harassment. Trash talk is fine.
  3. Don't camp unreachable spots or abuse map exploits.
  4. Admins have the final say. Discord for appeals.

The rotation

13 rat maps, in order. Each one downloads automatically when you join; the readme with the author's credits is inside every .pk3.

ENTE'S PadKitchen
ENTE'S PadKitchen padkitchen by ENTE

A technicolour kitchen and you're mouse-sized: countertops, the stove, the sink, shelves to jump between.

Download .pk3
Deathroom Bathroom
Deathroom Bathroom reqbath by Requiem

Deathroom Bathroom: a huge bathroom with the tub, sink, toilet and cabinets. Mind the drains.

Download .pk3
ENTE'S PadGarden
ENTE'S PadGarden padgarden by ENTE

A back garden from ground level: a pond, a deck chair, a sand castle, the barbecue and a bird house.

Download .pk3
Poolshark
Poolshark stchdm1 by seremtan

Poolshark: an oversized pool room with the table, bookshelves, chairs, lamps, a grandfather clock and a bar.

Download .pk3
Nu Clear Lunch Time
Nu Clear Lunch Time reqkitchen by Requiem

Nu Clear Lunch Time: a big kitchen where you're mouse-sized.

Download .pk3
PC Gamer presents PadShop by ENTE
PC Gamer presents PadShop by ENTE padshop by ENTE

A small computer-game shop built for PC Gamer: shelves, cabinets and a spinning ceiling fan.

Download .pk3
My Real Home ++ Super Edition
My Real Home ++ Super Edition r7-myhome++ by Rust7

My Real Home ++: you're cat-sized in the author's real home.

Download .pk3
PADMAN'S PADHOME
PADMAN'S PADHOME padhome by ENTE

PadMan's home, a rat-scale deathmatch map.

Download .pk3
Blast from the Past
Blast from the Past reqapartament by Requiem

Blast from the Past (2025): the Polish apartment the author grew up in — two rooms, a kitchen, a bathroom and secrets.

Download .pk3
PADMANS PADCASTLE
PADMANS PADCASTLE padcastle by ENTE

PadMan's toy castle, FFA and team deathmatch.

Download .pk3
ENTE'S PadSpace
ENTE'S PadSpace padspace by ENTE

ENTE's PadSpace, one of the original PadMaps.

Download .pk3
blue_rat
blue_rat blue_rat

A blue rat-scale map from the original YS Quake 3 server's rotation.

Download .pk3
ENTE'S PadCrash
ENTE'S PadCrash padcrash by ENTE

ENTE's PadCrash (with DM17 and CTF versions in the same file).

Download .pk3

Also on the server

The original YS Quake 3 server's maps from 2009 — vote for any of them with \callvote map <name>. The stock id maps (q3dm1–q3dm19, q3tourney…) work too.

blueray
blueray blueray Download .pk3
bradbury
bradbury bradbury Download .pk3
brute
brute brute Download .pk3
Challenge ProMode Arena 'Miiimiiic Deux' 2008 by Centaura
Challenge ProMode Arena 'Miiimiiic Deux' 2008 by Centaura cpm30 Download .pk3
Doom II - The Entryway
Doom II - The Entryway diient Download .pk3
forestfrag
forestfrag forestfrag Download .pk3
Discontent
Discontent kamq3dm2 Download .pk3
Forsaken Land
Forsaken Land mct3dm3 Download .pk3
midnightoil
midnightoil midnightoil Download .pk3
Animoe
Animoe pohan3dm2 Download .pk3
Animoe'd
Animoe'd pohan3dm2a Download .pk3
primary
primary primary Download .pk3
A Simple Twist of Fate
A Simple Twist of Fate q3bmdm3a Download .pk3
Lava Tomb - HO
Lava Tomb - HO q3chaosdm2-HO Download .pk3
DM - Rankin from UT2k4
DM - Rankin from UT2k4 q3rankin Download .pk3
redrocket
redrocket redrocket Download .pk3
KARIN
KARIN rota3dm2 Download .pk3
Too Simple
Too Simple RpRDM04 Download .pk3
sanguinello
sanguinello sanguinello Download .pk3
no levelshot
Simp4 Simp4 Download .pk3
stonier
stonier stonier Download .pk3
wormhole
wormhole wormhole Download .pk3